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  • Lingua Fracta - Thor isn't an idiot, even when Allspeak is broken
  • Qeryana - Thor and audiobooks
  • Comrades - Thor defends people, that's kind of his thing

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Not Thor's POV, but has smart Thor
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Vlad G. Pohnert's The Audition is ridiculous, but I adore it. I also really like his We Need You video. Cracks me up every time. :D

Let's Roll is pretty good too, IMO.

If you like Princess Tutu, Hold Me Now is pretty good! But it's also really spoilery, so be careful! (The others I linked are multi-fandom AMV's, and I'm honestly not sure how spoiler-y they are, sorry!) And here's another one for Princess Tutu. :D

This one's for Naruto,
but it's honestly pretty good IMO.

Then there's the infomercial music video! :D

I liked this one! I honestly don't know what all is happening, but I liked it! ^^;

This one is fucking awesome, also multifandom.

I saw this one at a con, and it made me giggle a lot because yooooo Lion King! And Ouran! :D This one too!

THE TECHNIQUE OF HAVING SEX WITH ALL THE WOMAN HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.

FMA just has some really great music videos okay.

So does Cowboy Bebop, actually.

Soul Eater + This is Halloween = Holy fuckballs yes

Howl's Moving Castle + Florence and the Machine? Sure! And it works out really nicely too~

Literally every anime opening ever.

Evangelion + Radioactive. I don't know if there are any spoilers; I haven't actually watched Evangelion. ^^;

Ghost Hunt + Ghostbusters

Full Metal Panic, Nice Guys Finish Last (parody)

Multifandom+DnD Never Split the Party

Summer Wars!

Gankutsuou + Le Bien Qui Fait Mal - Mozart l’Opera Rock. I don't know enough any French to know how the lyrics fit, but I like the way this AMV was cut together with the music. :D




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So, hello you lovely people! As some of you may know, or not, I have a tumblr~ My personal tumblr is johnmakesfunnyfaces, but that's not why I'm posting this journal. I also have two side-projects that I would like to share with you, textsfromspr, a texts from last night / Ghost Hunt mash-up, and eviloverlordlist, and while I've been doing everything myself, if there's anyone out there who'd like to submit anything, submissions are open, and, in fact, I'd love them~  

So, if you'd like to take a look, I'd appreciate it, but you're under no obligation to actually do anything, you know? I just wanted to throw it out there.

Also, does anyone have any ideas for what I should do with screen caps? I've been capping the Rurouni Kenshin trailer, and while I have a bunch of caps that I'd like to share... I don't know what to do with them. Should I upload them to LJ? To photobucket? Make a zip file, and load that somewhere? Hm.... /strokes fake beard of wisdom...
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Two fics based on this F!S thread
 
Harry Potter and the Story Where He Didn't Appear
Harry Potter x Minesweeper 
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Hermione Granger and the Book of Common Grammatical Errors
Harry Potter
Slight R/Hr 
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They're making a Live-Action RuroKen movie.

I am actually incredible happy about this. 

So happy, in fact, that I was literally reduced to this after seeing the trailer



And now some gifs because they are gorgeous and I cannot wait. 

 
   

(everything found on tumblr) 

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Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥

Act One: Scene Six )
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Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥

Act One, Scene Four )

Act One: Scene Five )


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Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥

Act One: Scene Two )

Act One: Scene Three )
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Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥

Act One: Scene Two )

Enter: Cloten and Those Two Lords

That One Guy #1: Dude, you smell. Change your shirt.

Cloten: There's no blood on it, it's fine

That One Guy #2: There wasn't any blood. But you still smell.

Cloten: He ran away from me that bastard!

That One Guy #2: He ran towards you. With a sword. You're... Not that bright, are you?

That One Guy #1:At least he's gone? He's far away from you now. 
That One Guy #2: [Aside] As many inches as you have oceans. Puppies! [/actual line] 

Cloten: I can't believe that my step-sister fell for him instead of letting my marry and/or rape her! 

That One Guy #1: Just remember what they say about women, they have brains or beauty, and your step-sister is HAWT.

Cloten: I'm going to go and totally not sulk in my room. You guys comine? 

Those Two Guys: Sure, why not. 
Exit: Cloten, Those Two Guys

End of: Act One: Scene Two


Act One: Scene Three )

Imogen: Oh my ♥LOVE♥ is gone! Did he tell you anything before he left? 

Pisanio: He talked about you. -______________-;

Imogen: And he waved his hankey? 

Pisanio: And kissed it. /tired of this romantic bullshit

Imogen: I'm envious of his hankerchief! 

Pisanio: You want him to blow his nose on you? Right. Can I go now? 

Imogen: Was all that happened? 

Pisanio: Nope, he stood there waving his handkerchief until I couldn't see him anymore, and probably after that, too. It didn't even take the long, the ship was moving fast. Away. From you. Like I want to do. Now please.

Imogen: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED LONGER. 

Pisanio: I stayed a really long time as it was. How much longer should have stayed there? Troublesome. 

Imogen: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED UNTIL THE STRINGS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS AND LET YOUR SEE THINGS SNAPPED IN TWO AND YOU WERE BLIND AND COULD NEVER SEE AGAIN. THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO BECAUSE I AM IN TRUE FUCKING LOVE WITH HIM. /le woah is me

Pisanio: Because that's totally how eyesight works. 

Imogen: Do you know when I'll next hear from him?

Pisanio: As soon as he puts into port next he'll send you the letter. 

Imogen: WOAH IS ME. I miss him so. /sniff MY STUPID FATHER. Forcing us apart! Like Romeo and Juliet! ;___;

Pisanio: That's not going to come out for another few hundred years. Stop it. 

Enter: A Lady
A Lady: Your Queen, who is more certainly not a villain, wishes to see you. 

Imogen: Pisanio, go do those things I told you to. I'm going to the Queen.

Pisanio: Which would be what, again? Whatever. I'm gone.  

Exit: Everyone

End of: Act One: Scene Three

 
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More CA tomorrow, I need to stop trying to read this play tonight, it's weirding my brain out. O_o 
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I should warn you, this section is turning out to be more paraphrasing, and less "funny"/"abridging". That's because this section sucks monkey balls and is boring as hell. Sorry about that.

GOD.DAMN. CUTS NOT WORKING. RAGE.




Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥
Comment wherever you like. :) I'm going to be working mostly from DW, though, but really, whatever is easiest for you you all. <3
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Cymbeline is a play by Shakespeare, but not many people know about it because it's really... Weird. It's like if Shakespeare wrote a glorious crack-fic, and I love it to pieces.

I also have to read it for finals, and I can't just cold read something to remember it, but when I write about it/take notes/whathaveyou I remember it better.

I don't feel like taking notes right now, so here you go. Cymbeline: Abridged.

Dramatis Personae )

Next up, Act 1!

Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion.  ♥


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I was on fandom secrets, and we were debating where Mai would end up, Hogwart's Housewise, in this thread, so I ended up writing a minifill, but it was too many characters for a comment. So. Um... Enjoy? If you want to. ^^;

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Context, Mai ends up in Hufflepuff )

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  MOCK FANDOM SECRETS POST #1 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS. 

1. 

 

Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1, 2, 3 - repeats ] 

Misc things not attached to a secret (yet)

Lots of Code Geass Secrets, and Nina hate
And Aspergeric Furry secret
A Spinal Tap secret
Justin Biber looks like a fish in girls’ clothing.
Stupid jpeg compression =_=;
Four Spandau Ballet secrets
Two Knight Rider secrets
So many Claudia Black secrets
A secret with Karkat
Cosplay elititsts 
And there's a random Zutara/new series secret. 
21 is a gif 

Third Spandau is actually Duran Duran circa 1979

Comment wherever you like. :) I'm going to be working mostly from DW, though, but really, whatever is easiest for you you all. <3
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Well, if rule of cool is applicable... A katana. Mos definitely a katana. 

Um... For more non-rule of cool stuff? A shaolin spear, or a modified shovel for short range, and a gun that shoots non-shotgun shelly things, with as good of both range and accuracy as I can manage for long range.

/loves World War Z why do you ask? [Error: unknown template qotd]
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Oh my Rowling I hate my brain. =_=;
So... I posted this prompt on the YJ_Anon meme on LJ.

http://xkcd.com/693/
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/childrens_fantasy.png

I know that there was a prompt before about th^s comic strip from xkcd, but it was never filled, and I'm looking for something different.

Tiny baby Wally accidentally through a magic portal, where's he's sort-of adopted by a magical world's big bad. Raised as that person's son (mother, father, I don't care), and with no memory of his past life (I'm looking at him being 3ish when he accidentally a portal), he turns out to be evil, and very good at it. Torture, murder, whatever.

Of course, the "good guys" win as good guys are apt to do, and they take the Prince, and are going to kill him, when they find out about the portal and the adoption and all that. So, instead of murder, they mindfuck him, take his memories and magical ability away and send him back through the portal, where he is once again a three year old child, a la "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".

Years later, Wally (who literally can't believe in magic) is on the team, when they get a call from people who need help. They all assume it's the "good guys" (because that's what happens in stories, see?)

...No.

It's a cult who wants to bring the old Prince back to power, and to do so, they need a host from the world the Prince came from, to come and get the old Prince's magic powers, and memories, and lead them all to victory.

And when Wally happens to look like the Prince? Well, he's the "chosen one", which is nice, because, well, it is him.

Only, the rest of the team isn't very happy, and of course they'll help defeat the bad guys, that's what they do! (Except the "bad guy" is Wally. This could be harder than it looks.)

tl;dr, Wally was accidentally a portal as a child, where he was adopted by the evil overlord. When the EO was defeated, Wally was sent back, and Narnia'd back to his own age, without any memories. Years later cult members from the alternate dimension bring him back, and turn him back into the evil overlord, meaning that Young Justice has to fight him.

I'd prefer canon ships, mostly because I'd rather that shipping not be the priority? (Please don't have it end with Wally saved "by the power of love". I do like the trope in some cases, but I'd just prefer it not to be here), but I don't mind, like, Conner and M'gann acting like they do in canon, you know?
 
 
 All fine and good, no problem, right? Wrong. A different anon responds with this:
 
Oh wow. You know, this doesn't even have to be fanfiction... If this were a movie/book, I'd watch/read the hell out of it!

THIRDED with all my might.

So... Guess where my brain went, and guess what it wants me to do? And it's not juts my brain telling me to do it, it's my brain going "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEEEEEEEEEP FROM THE IDEEEEEEAS" and I didn't sleep. And it sucked. And there was more angsting and shit involved, but I don't feel like saying all it was.

Fuck it, I'm going to add this to my list of "write this NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW", sublist "Original Fiction Plz".

FML.

Now I'm going to go and write a story with this premise. (Would anyone even read it? NOOOOOOOOOO)
  
Inspired by this comic strip. (Two links, yo, like a boss.)

Once upon a time, a three year old boy by the name of Xander* accidentally through a magic portal, where's he's sort-of adopted by a magical world's Evil Queen Sorceress Person. Raised as the Prince and hair-apparent, and with no memory of his past life, he turns out to be the perfect heir, and he is very good at his job. Torture, murder, anything and everything is within his capabilities..

Of course, their's a rebellion filled with "good guys" who win as good guys are apt to do in stories, and they take the Prince, and are going to kill him, when they find out about the portal and the adoption and all that. So, instead of murder, they mindfuck him, take his memories and magical ability away and send him back through the portal, where he is once again a three year old child, a la "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".

Years later, Xander, a skeptic who finds he is literally unable to believe in magic, is hanging out with his group of Totally Normal High School Students, when they get a call from people who need help. They all assume it's the "good guys" (because that's what happens in stories, see?)

...No. 

It's a cult who wants to bring the old Prince back to power, and to do so, they need a host from the world the Prince came from, to come and get the old Prince's magic powers, and memories, and lead them all to victory.

And when Xander happens to look like the Prince? Well, he's the "chosen one", which is nice, because, well, it is him.

Only, his friends aren't very happy, and of course they'll help defeat the bad guys, well, begrudgingly. I mean, it's not like their stuck in the other world until the bad guys are defeated, whether they help or not. (Except they totally are).

And the "bad guy" is their friend Xander. Shit just got real.

*Name subject to change as I will it to.
I'm sorry for any formatting fail, I just... Don't care.
Also, trying out this whole "crossposting" thing, so let's see what happens...

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