NaNoWriMo 2010 - Part 1

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Once upon a time, high above the clouds there was a mountain that was the home of the gods of the land. There were many who lived there full time, such as the king: Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona. He was the god of thunder, lightning, and the heavens. He lived there with his wife, the queen of the gods: Maria Therese Ann vas Martinierre gir Lona, the goddess of women. Many others of Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona’s family lived in the mountain full time, such as Sicilia vas Martinierre gir Lona, who was the goddess of the home, kitchens, and fires. Yes, she was a bit of a pyromaniac, and people prayed to her for assistance with setting fires. She was not, however, though the goddess of the kitchen, the goddess of sharp pointy objects- that was someone else. Shani vas Martinierre gir Lona was the goddess of many sharp pointy objects, preferably shiny, and it was she who did all the chopping and cutting for the kitchen.
 
The other gods and goddesses who made up the pantheon of the realm did not often stay at the castle on the mountain, though they did visit often. Others in the pantheon had their own land that they lived in, like Poésha vas Martinierre gir Lona, goddess of the sea who lived in an underwater palace made of coral and crystal. Why it was made of crystal, no one had any idea. After all, it was an underwater palace, and it was magic, so it did get let go, but still… Poésha lived in her palace as queen of the waves, with merfolk and whales and dolphins and the like. She was not in charge of all the waters, however, with her twin brother Shépoa vis Martinierre gar Lona as the god of all freshwater. Shépoa lived in a hidden lake high in the mountains, where the water was still clear with the innocence of no human touch. He had naiads and it was to him that the ferry captains prayed to for safe river fording, while it was Poésha they prayed to for a good haul in the sea.
 
The last god that had a permanent place was Kerishan vis Martinierre gar Lona and his wife, Nesia Arabella vas Martinierre gir Lona. Kerishan was the god of the underworld, and he was the one who lead souls to their final reward- no matter whether it was good or bad. Tall, with a look that would several years in the future and a couple of dimensions over would be used by Neil Gaiman for his character “Dream” in the comic Sandman, he was brooding, dark haired, and had eyes that looked as though they could (and would) see forever. He’s lanky frame managed to hide hidden talents, however, and he was not as dour as he looked. For one thing, he liked kittens, and would punish anyone who killed and/or hurt cats even if the rest of their lives had been “good”. For another, he liked to juggle and was rather good at it. One of his better tricks was his ability to juggle three apples, and turn them into six apples without anyone noticing anything. Lastly, he was really, honestly and genuinely in love with his wife, who loved him back with all her heart.
 
His wife’s name was Nesia Arabella vas Martinierre gir Lona, daughter of Arabella vas Martinierre gir Lona, the goddess of the grain and overall overprotective mother of the CENTURY. When Nesia had fallen in love with, and then eloped with Kerishan, Arabella had flipped a bitch, and sulked until the land was in want and people were starving. Because the people were starving, and she would not help them, they began to turn away from her and worship her daughter who gave all the help that she was able. Eventually everyone was worshipping Nesia instead of Arabella, and she was forced to yield allowing Nesia to step back to her role as queen of the dead. It made family reunions… awkward, to say the least. Until, that is, Arabella decided that she wanted grandbabies. Nesia Arabella and Kerishan lived in a black marble castle on the underside of that earth, a mirror imitation of the world of the living. Well, except for the food- for in the land of the dead, it is the purest essence that is tasted instead of the mere shadow that mortals received. The castle had spires, and looked very forbidding (and shiny) to those who had never seen it before.
 
 It was there, in the castle of the King and Queen of the dead that Gergory Melissa Melissa Sulin Xenof vis Martinierre gar Lona found himself doing what he did best- spreading chaos. Gergory Melissa snuck into the Queen’s room. It was an admirable set up, Gergory Melissa had to admit. The queen and king had their own separate bedrooms, with beds, bathrooms and a place for everything that they kept. In between the two rooms, however, with double doors between each was a third bedroom with a master bath (read: LARGE bathtub, perfect for… intimate moments) and a large bed where the two of them lived most of the time. Sneaking into the middle bedroom, Gergory Melissa hoped he was in luck.
 
He needed undergarments. Worn undergarments. Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona had a bit of a reputation of a ladies’ man, and if Queen Nesia’s clothing was found in his bedroom… SCANDEL! (And, of course, the most delicious thing of all: Chaos). As he snuck into the bedroom, he missed the gargoyle above the door whose eyes glowed red. As he crept closer towards the messy pile of clothing on the floor, he stepped onto a glowing tile, and was frozen. He tried to use his powers to escape, but nothing happened- he was trapped by power greater then he, for he was not in his own realm but in the realm of someone else, and he’s power was dwarfed by the crush of power provided by Nesia and Kerishan. Gergory Melissa grinned (what was more chaotic then the god of Chaos himself getting caught?), closed his eyes, and waited.
 
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“Foul fiend, you have been caught again attempting to cause destruction in our most glorious family!” Bellowed King Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona to Gergory Melissa, wrapped in the god-chains forged by Hermafrus Chu vis Martinierre gar Lona himself. “You have dishonored our family’s name! We have long before tolerated your antics, but now we have finally had enough! A petition has been brought to us requesting that you be punished, and have agreed to grant this petition. In one day’s time, at the time when the sun is highest in the sky, you will be run around the castle by the horses on flame, Fi and Er. After this, said horses will tear you in half, and those halves will be sent to a world between worlds to die as we force a creation of your successor. Call to all the gods! Let those who can come, come to see the destruction of this man most foul.” And that was that.
 
The next day was strong and clear as the noon sun rose and Gergory Melissa planned his escape. He knew just what to do to his “family”, and his escape would definitely make them think. He was not cruel, after all, he was just doing what he was born to do.
 
When Gergory Melissa was lead out into the courtyard, the first thing he noticed was the sheer amount of his “family” there to watch his punishment.
 
The second thing he saw was the two Fire Horses, snorting and pawing as if ready for a run. Gergory Melissa tried to focus on his plan as his god-chains were attached to the horse’s backs, and the castle melted away. He knew that it was only temporary, but it still made Gergory Melissa smile at his brother’s use of power. The more he used frivolously, the less he would have until the next person believed in him and asked a favor.
 
But Gergory Melissa was not so trapped. He was able to use his power as long as there was chaos in the world- whether or not anyone believed in him. The horse’s started to run at Herman’s signal, and as Gergory Melissa’s blood was spilt by the conveniently placed rocks, he started to channel his power through his blood. The horses ran faster, and more of Gergory Melissa’s blood was spilled, and more power was channeled through it. He knew his family would be pissed off by what he was about to do, but there was really nothing they would be able to do about it. Finally the horses started to slow down, and Gergory Melissa was surprised to find how much blood he had actually spilled, looking at the golden liquid on the conveniently placed rocks with not just a little bit of shock, but then he looked away. The next part was the hard part.
 
He focused all his power and all his being as he felt the horses start to pull him apart. He felt a tearing in his body and then he was two parts. Before his brother’s disbelieving eyes, the two halves of his body started to glow in swirls of black and white, neither side ever winning. The two glowing shadows rushed away from the courtyard, and as soon as they were past the blood circle, the blood began to glow with the same glowing shadowed light. King Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona rushed over to the glowing wall, and was repelled back, unable to leave. The other gods and goddesses too realized they would be unable to leave the castle that was encircled by the chaotic lights.
 
“TRY THE PORTAL POOL!” Cried out King Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona, and Kerishan vis Martinierre gar Lona and Nesia Arabella vas Martinierre gir Lona rushed to do so. They jumped through the portal pool, and were gone. They came back moments later.
 
“We were able to get through to the castle, but there is a glowing barrier around our lands as well.” Said Nesia, annoyed. “We were also unable to leave our lands, and go to the mortal realms. I was able to make a flower grow on the other side of the barrier, but it took far more power than it ever has in the past to do such a little thing.
 
“We’re trapped in our own realms?” Asked Shani vas Martinierre gir Lona, sharpening a knife.
 
“It appears so.”
 
“And Gergory Melissa is running loose on the world?”
 
“Yes.”
 
“Oh dear.” Shani held the large butcher knife up to her face, and looked at her reflection in it. “Next time I see him, I think I am going to try to kill him.”
 
No one disagreed with her, or tried to convince her not to.
 
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The two halves of Gergory Melissa spread through the world into the land of the mortals, until they found what they needed. A young woman, still virginal, and of a moderately good looks. The two halves speed into her body that night, and the woman slept with dreams of a mysterious lover who never stopped shifting, both man and woman they gave her pleasures she had never known before or ever after. 
 
It was only a short time before the woman started to show, for there were twins within her body, and they were growing a tiny bit faster than normal children. At first she thought that she had been eating too much, for she was still virginal, but her stomach swelled into unfamiliar shapes, and she was forced to see the truth as it was as obvious as her steadily growing stomach.
 
She had once been a church maiden, the only requirements being that you remained pure and then gave yourself over to a partner within the bounds of marriage (other then that, anything was fair game. Leather whips were particularly sellable in this tiny village in the mountains), and yet here she was, increasingly pregnant as the day went on, and  with  no husband.
 
“Forgive my Mother for I have sinned.” She confessed one day to the head of the Church Ladies.
 
“I can see that” the Mother replied, looking over the woman’s belly sardonically. “Well, what’s the story.”
 
“I had a… dream the other night Mother, there was a man, and he would change, and we would timble, nad in the end, I woke up to find I was pregnant soon after.”
 
“…Are you shitting me?” Asked the Mother, looking surprised. She did not believe the  young lady, and then said. “Miss Elizabeth Ann. You are not teasing me, are you?”
 
“No Mother.”
 
“I do not think I believe you, but whatever the case may be, we have a problem, for there are people who wish to do you harm in this church, as they think that you are an evil that has seduced our minister. The ladies can be… Excitable you know. I have managed to keep it doewn to a dull roar, but I think something must be done, and quickly. Go to your room and pray, and I will do the same. In the morning, we we will decide what to do.”
 
“I thank you Mother.” And so Miss Elizabeth Ann (virgin) went to her room to pray to any god/ess(s) listening for help. She prayed to the five who were said directly decended from the Mother of All, The Lord of All; Herman vis Martinierre gar Lona, his wife; Queen Maria Therese Ann vas Martinierre gir Lona, The King of all the Dead; Kerishan vis Martinierre gar Lona, the Queen of the Grains and Harvest; Arabella vas Martinierre gir Lona and then lastly to the Queen of Love, Ei vas Martinierre gir Lona, who she hoped would have a clear answer for her.
 
“Oh great ones who live above, amoung and below our mortal shells!” She said, while lighting the traditional insence at her room’s miniature god-alter. “Oh great and powerful gods who live in the world between worlds, the space between spaces, and the emptiness that is the infinite! Oh you lords of the chaotic stream of humanity, who rule us all with grace and persision, who are more then we are, and yet choose to bless us with your gifts! Oh gods who are always watching our decisions, and yet gave us the free will to make them! Oh gods who created such wonders as the sun, moon, stars and chocolate! Oh gods to whom we are but mere gaming pieces! Oh gods who protect and provide for us despite your constant in-family squabbling!” She thought that she heard a voice telling her to “Get  On With It!”, but she paid them no heed. Praying to the gods was Serious Buisness. Fo Sho. “OH GODS TO WHOM I AM NO MORE THEN THE TINIEST ANT! OH GODS TO WHOM I AM THE MOST UNWORTHY!” She began to say louder and louder. There was a brass bowl on her alter. As she chanted, she swiftly pricked her finger on one of the Holy Roses of Heaven ™ and allowed three drops of blood to fall into the Sacred Bowl of Fate ™ and mix with the Most Glorious Water of Sheni-Qah™. She picked up the bowl with both hands, and began to swirl it as she continued speaking to the proposed invisible gods in her family room. “OH LORDS AND LADIES OF ALL CREATION! I BESEECH YOU! BUT MORE THEN THAT!” At this, her voice seemed to get higher, though that seemed to be Beyond The Impossible. “OH MOTHER OF ALL! OH MOTHER OF ALL WHO CREATED THE HIGH KING HERMAN vis MARTINIERRE gar LONA, HIS WIFE; THE HIGH QUEEN MARIA THERESE ANN vas MARTINIERRE gir LONA, THE KING OF THE DEAD; KERISHAN vis MARTINIERRE gar LONA, THE QUEEN OF GRAINS AND HARVEST; ARABELLA vas MARTINIERRE gir LONA, AND THE GODDESS OF LOVE; EI vas MARTINIERRE gir LONA I BEG OF YOU, HELP ME!” And with that, she placed the Sacred Brass Bowl of Whatever The Hell It Was Sacred back on its Sacred Shelf, and then collapsed on the floor.
 
She ‘awoke’ (though ‘awoke’ was not the right word, as she was still very clearly asleep, but a new kind of awareness ran through her as she viewed the landscape she was in, so it was close to waking up. If you’re an idiot.) to a view upon a cliff, as she looked down at the landscape below her. The green grass rippled by an invisible wind, as the sun started to set beyond the horizon. The ocean that the sun was setting over was clear, and purple, and the sun was so breathtakingly clashing, what with it is orange glow and a purple ocean that Lady Elizabeth Ann was close to crying.
 
“You needed… Assistance?” Slithered the androgynous voice from behind her. The Lady Elizabeth Ann spun around, and knelt immediately into a curtsy to the being she presumed was Help.
 
“Yes, if it pleases you. My name is-”
 
“The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III, I presume.” The voice said, and a more feminine tone quality began to take over the voice.
 
“Yes, if it pleases you.”
 
“And would it please you to know with whom you’re speaking?” Added the voice, and then “and do stand up already, it is rather annoying, and I fear we will never have a decent talk if all the blood is rushing about instead of doing anything useful.”
 
“Yes, if it pleases you.” And The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III stood up to look at the one who had answered her pleading.
 
“My name is… Kao” the lady(?) said. She was a tall lady(?) with long hair that was swirls of black and white and straight and curly and long and short and oh… It was hard to tell the deal with the hair of this being, as it seemed to shimmer and shift to different things just as soon as one laid their eyes on it properly. The woman’s bodyshape was not steady either, as it seemed to shimmer as though a bowl of Jello wibbling and wobbling because something hit it. Banana jello maybe, or some sort of vanilla/fuit jello combo where the jello was pure white… Except for some shadows that seemed to be literally under the ladies(?) skin. Her nails were a rainbow haze of color, shifting too.
 
Her eyes were the only constant, one black, as black as the deepest shadows in the darkest pit of the night, and the other white, as though a pale void neverending. Both held a sparkle in them, and if The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III had bothered to actually look and try to analyze that sparkle, she would have seen cruelty in its gaze. Kao continued to speak just as soon as she thought that The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III would stop staring at her.
 
“I have a plan for you, if you are willing to undertake it.”
 
“Yes my Lady” the other woman replied, thinking that she did not want to be killed, thank you very much (if it was all the same), and if this lady could help her, well, she would do anything.
 
“Tommorow you must go in front of the church, and I will relieve you of your pains.” And the lady smiled.
 
It was not a nice smile, but all The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III saw in it was the hope that the other courtly ladies would not try to chop her head off with the Sacred Knife of NigerianbankerSPAM™.
 
The next day The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III got up, and got dressed, all the while thinking of her dream lover(s) from oh so long (not really) ago. The lady(?) she had met had reminded her of them… But that would be ridiculous, right? For this was a noble lady that she had met, and who had offered her guidance, not some rough hewn tumbling dream-lover that she would meet only in the secretive solitude of a midnight dream.
 
Carefully tying her handkerchief to her belt, so she would always have one with her, The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III stepped out of her room and started to go towards the main congressional room. Once there, she stayed in the back until the hymns were done being sung. The Mother Superior had just called everyone to order, and introduced that days messege when The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III walked up to the dias, allowing the golden light of the candles to merge with the light of the rising sun shimmering around her body.
 
As she walked, everyone became silent, even the priest who had stepped up to the dias to recite the verses nesseceray to know to avoid going unto eternal damnation once death was apparent. The Mother Superior gazed at her sharply, but even she dared not break the holy (or unholy) silence around the great room. The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III moved in front of the dias, and allowed her largly pregnant belly to be seen by all those present.
 
“Some of you may have noticed that I am pregnant” she began, and there was a few spatterings of twittering around the room. “To make a long and tedious story short… I met a god in my dreams, and he has gotten me pregnant to bear his sacred children. May the peace of the gods be with you.” There was a tall and golden man manfest over her shoulder, and he nodded to the crowd setting the place awash in a shadowed golden light. His voice sent a hum throughout everyone there, and then he and The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III vanished into a sphere of golden light.
 
Of course, since Gergories power was mostly locked into The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III womb, his power was weak, and he was only able to manifest in her mind and in front of the crowd, and then transport her as far as her bedroom before his power gave out, and The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III collapsed on her bed, exhausted at the amount of energy channeling Gergory Melissa’s power had taken her.
 
For the next few days, The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III stayed in her room only receiving visitors from the Mother Superior, and occasionally food. She was a voracious eater, and the children in her body were growing more quickly than any normal child had a right too. She would request some of the most outrageous things, and no one would refuse her, believing that to be akin to refusing the request of a god. No one knew exactly what god had manifested, but everyone belileved that it had happened, and that was all that really mattered to the people. Within a week after the manifestation incident, The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III knew that it was time to find a midwife and give birth- though still far less time had passed since conception as in a normal human being.
 
“Please call for the healers.” She had said, requesting their assistance was something she had been dreading, but she knew it had to be done. “And the best midwife you know.” She was talking to the Mother Superior who was visiting her on that day, hoping ot find some clue to the rumors over which god had blessed (cursed?) this woman.
 
“As you wish” she had spake, feeling as though she was watching something holy, and not allowed for her eyes. Then she left to fetch the healers and the best Midwife in town.
 
The best midwife in town was a woman by the name of Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt. She was a ninja midwife, from an island in a sea far away. No one knew why she was good at being a midwife, though the rumor was that it was because no one- even if only a baby- would dare to bother telling this woman that they were refusing her. She was short, smaller then the shortest elder at only five feet tall. Though she was short, she was muscular, and walked with a grace as though like that of a cat. Her body was essentially perfectly proportioned, leading several men in the habit of getting drunk to think she was male for she wrapped her tiny breasts before going anywhere. Her hair was black, and it had been long for a little, and she wore it in either a braid or bun with spikes woven through. Eventually though she had felt comfortable enough in that village, and she had cut her hair to short to be used against her, creating an androgynous look that made several men nervous about their sexuality. Of course, Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt would not even think about going out with anyone, and no one dared to ask her. Rumor was that she was “special friends” with one of the women in the convent, but no one knew exactly which one, so the rumor’s died out eventually.
 
“I am here.” Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt said to The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III who was laying on her bed and feeling grim.
 
Then The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III started to give brith. I (the author) have seen a birth, but I blocked out the traumatic memories. I also know the technical aspects of a birth, however I do not feel like explaining them. Tough luck. Needless to say, there was a birth and lots of screaming of obscenaties, and then two children were soon wrapped in cloths and being held by the Mother Superior and Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt respectively. There was a voice in The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III head as she looked upon her children. It was not a very ncice voice, reminding her of nails on a chalkboard and harp music and wind in the trees and the screech of a screech owl all at once.
 
“Well done my lover.” The cruel voice said. “Well done. You have done your duty well, but now I must take my leave of you. I have kept you alive until now, but now your duty is done. Rest. ” And the last tiny bit of golden aura left the woman. As it left she started to gasp, for baring godchildren was hard work. Her skin grew pale, and she was having trouble breathing. There was a scream from her throut, and she felt her sould being ripped away, following the bit of golden light that trailed to the two children.
 
She was in a chaotic limbo, up was down, black was white, life was death. She looked at the man(?) in front of her, and recognized him for who he really was.
 
“You are Chaos…” she breathed, shocked.
 
“Aye, that I am. Did you love me?” and then the he was a she who was holding her tightly. “Well did you?” The voice asked  sweetly, deadly.
 
“I thought that I did. Yes. I thought that.”
 
“Good.” And the woman- man- other and both kissed the The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III, and as she did, The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III’s soul was torn apart for Gergory Melissa to feast upon.
 
In the real world, there was a small scream from The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III, and then silence as though the cream had been chopped with the Holy Butcher Knife of Blood and Tears ™. The Mother Superior and Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt looked at the babies who were unnaturally silent (though still alive) and then at the mother who was unnaturally silent (and actually factually really truly dead.) The Mother Superior started to scream, and gave the girl child she was holding over to Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt who was holding the boy child, and then, hysterically, she ran to the woman on the bed and tried to use Constant Praying for Resserection on her (CPR) hoping to revive The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III. She failed, and collapsed on the bed sobbing.
 
“What should I do with the children Lady Mother Superior?” Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt asked, holding the babies. She had known that there were rumors about the Mother Superior liking The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III, but she had figured that those were merely rumors.
 
“Take them with you. There is no reason for them to be here. They must be the children of an EVIL god- why else would The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III have been taken from me?”
 
Not liking where the Mother Superior’s mind was going, Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt left the room with the children, using the Ancient Ninja Art™ of walking out of the room, and then jumping out of a window. She wanted to be gone before the Mother Superior decided for sure that the children were evil, and hoped that they would not need to be killed. She knew that there was a chance that the children were evil, but if there were…
 
Well, Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt wasn’t a ninja for nothing. She would deal with that if that was what it came too. Carefully getting into her house using the Ancient Ninja Art™ of juggling two babies with one hand and then using a key to unlock her door and walk in. Catching the male baby (who giggled- shocking!), she entered her house and took off her shoes.
 
“Well, what am I to do with you two?” Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt asked of the two babies. She was not really expecting an answer, and so was glad to not receive one. “The Mother Superior is probably going to think all sorts of crazy things because the life of you two brought about the death of Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III whom the Lady Superior was suppsed to have liked. Apparently that rumor had more truth to it then lies, so we have a problem. I can’t nurse you, but I’m not sure you two will actually need milk- will you? Anyway, I don’t hold to killing children, so you have until you turn ten or prove to be undenably evil before I make up my mind. For now, though, let’s lay low. We can always run should we need to.” And that was that.
 
The next day was a sad day, and the Mother Superior cried a lamanetful song to her dead not-lover. “Farewell friend, see you after, for you were my light and my shining. You were the larks song on the cold winters day! Never shall I meet such a radient flower in my garden of inescapable yearning! Oh my love, why did you leave me? T_T Let’s go kill the babies who killed her!”
 
As The Mother Superior tried to gather a crowd large enough to be willing to try and murder the children in the care of Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt, self same Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt was deciding to leave the city using the Most Awesome Ancient Ninja Art of packing all of her things, selling the deed of the house to the bank (the Lady Mother Superior was taking a long time to gather a crowd- most of it involved getting people drunk enough to not care it was Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt that they were going to attack), buying a cart and then leaving the town. Through the front gate. Yes indeed, Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt was completely and utterly awesome.
 
Once they were out of the village, Mizuko Miiko Yuki Ai Uzu Nekiko Fuu Umi Umiko Uchiha Hatake Sakura Scmidt looked at the two babies in the cart with her and said to them: “you two really need names. Now, if I knew what your father’s mother’s name was, I would name you after her. Or your mother’s mother’s name. Or anyone in your family’s name except for The Lady Elizabeth Ann McFerrel van Sasha el Minato Nirvana Elvislives eto Veroshovick Cullen III’s name. Hers was kind of stupid. Not at all like mine, mine’s frikken awesome! Hmmm… Well, hows about this, all name you after twins in my people’s legends. Yeah, why not. I mean, there’s no way that they will ever be meaningful, right? To be named after gods? Fo sho. You, small girl child, your name is now Jaéda ela Klinxx. You, small boy child, your name is now Daéja eli Klinxx. Yeah, why not. You can be Jae and Daé for short.”
 
The babies burped as if in agreement, and then, as though lulled by the sound of the wheels of the cart hitting another bumb, they began to sleep.