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MOCK FANDOM SECRETS POST #1
⌈MOCK FANDOM SECRETS POST #1 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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2. Repeat – Weakest Link shippers, make by somebody’s mother, Mrs. Robinson? O_o and Transformers don’t look sexy in diapers! Wondering how children came into the world.
3. I JUDGE YOU IF YOU LIKE CARARMEL. Also, Hermione shouldn’t have gone for Ron, and Grell is in this secret somehow, and it involves shipping and pedophilia.
4. The canon is so screwed up! Just label your fic AU, and it’ll be okay! Horrible color font. AND THE FLARE BEAM WAS THE BEST SUPER ABILITY EVER. Something something Homestuck something. EWWW Old People!
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Cry more anon (that’s not what sheep are for!)
6. Rapestastic gangbangs, putting their grandmother’s rape kink into practice.
7. Repeat - Glee/Ranma One Half Sue-shipping secret with an Ewok, while Snape did a hypochrondiac goat that wasn’t actually Madame Pomphrey.
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Created by cure_light on livejournal.
(Jareth the Goblin King’s bulge. By the same person as 22. “I would also cover myself with Cheez-whiz and dangle myself in front of a mutated mouse version of Jeff Goldblum if science made it possible as well.” Nemesis/Oblivion shipping)
9. Hard to read text, but all of Supernatural’s cast is naked, so it’s okay.
10. A Mulan secret, with a sing-along attached. Obviously.
11. Teletubbies secret with an awesome bg pic! Also, Deadpool
12. Aimed at the bronies, that’s how I lost my virginity too!
13. Repeat, TV show had their PIN number in it, with all their lottery winnings, needs popcorn.
14. Something asking for a fic. Shipping maybe? “I just wish someone would write actual fic for it.”
15. Hetalia – blackout curtains – don’t take it so seriously! - Racism
16. How I Met Your Mother spoilers from two weeks ago, non-con fantasies
17. Hard to load – but stop complaining about the new Star Trek movie before it even comes out! It’s also a Hall and Oates song…
18. Trigger warning for a Grue, talk to someone, get a therapist, there’s no shame! PH chapter 69 is WTF
19. Beautiful poetry that touches people, and the OP needs to get in someone’s vagina.
20. A character is a Mary Sue (and that’s her name, too!) And they love the Black Album! Troll harder. >>
21. [Repeat]
(I wish Gordon Brown really had changed the national anthem to "Gold", we'd be so much cooler then!)
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Created by cure_light on livejournal.
3. I JUDGE YOU IF YOU LIKE CARARMEL. Also, Hermione shouldn’t have gone for Ron, and Grell is in this secret somehow, and it involves shipping and pedophilia.
4. The canon is so screwed up! Just label your fic AU, and it’ll be okay! Horrible color font. AND THE FLARE BEAM WAS THE BEST SUPER ABILITY EVER. Something something Homestuck something. EWWW Old People!
5.
Cry more anon (that’s not what sheep are for!)
6. Rapestastic gangbangs, putting their grandmother’s rape kink into practice.
7. Repeat - Glee/Ranma One Half Sue-shipping secret with an Ewok, while Snape did a hypochrondiac goat that wasn’t actually Madame Pomphrey.
8.
Created by cure_light on livejournal.
(Jareth the Goblin King’s bulge. By the same person as 22. “I would also cover myself with Cheez-whiz and dangle myself in front of a mutated mouse version of Jeff Goldblum if science made it possible as well.” Nemesis/Oblivion shipping)
9. Hard to read text, but all of Supernatural’s cast is naked, so it’s okay.
10. A Mulan secret, with a sing-along attached. Obviously.
11. Teletubbies secret with an awesome bg pic! Also, Deadpool
12. Aimed at the bronies, that’s how I lost my virginity too!
13. Repeat, TV show had their PIN number in it, with all their lottery winnings, needs popcorn.
14. Something asking for a fic. Shipping maybe? “I just wish someone would write actual fic for it.”
15. Hetalia – blackout curtains – don’t take it so seriously! - Racism
16. How I Met Your Mother spoilers from two weeks ago, non-con fantasies
17. Hard to load – but stop complaining about the new Star Trek movie before it even comes out! It’s also a Hall and Oates song…
18. Trigger warning for a Grue, talk to someone, get a therapist, there’s no shame! PH chapter 69 is WTF
19. Beautiful poetry that touches people, and the OP needs to get in someone’s vagina.
20. A character is a Mary Sue (and that’s her name, too!) And they love the Black Album! Troll harder. >>
21. [Repeat]
(I wish Gordon Brown really had changed the national anthem to "Gold", we'd be so much cooler then!)
22.
Created by cure_light on livejournal.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1, 2, 3 - repeats ]
Misc things not attached to a secret (yet)
Lots of Code Geass Secrets, and Nina hate
And Aspergeric Furry secret
A Spinal Tap secret
Justin Biber looks like a fish in girls’ clothing.
Stupid jpeg compression =_=;
Four Spandau Ballet secrets
Two Knight Rider secrets
So many Claudia Black secrets
A secret with Karkat
Cosplay elititsts
And there's a random Zutara/new series secret.
21 is a gif
Third Spandau is actually Duran Duran circa 1979
Misc things not attached to a secret (yet)
Lots of Code Geass Secrets, and Nina hate
And Aspergeric Furry secret
A Spinal Tap secret
Justin Biber looks like a fish in girls’ clothing.
Stupid jpeg compression =_=;
Four Spandau Ballet secrets
Two Knight Rider secrets
So many Claudia Black secrets
Cosplay elititsts
21 is a gif
Third Spandau is actually Duran Duran circa 1979
Comment wherever you like. :) I'm going to be working mostly from DW, though, but really, whatever is easiest for you you all. <3
Zhang Kai returns to birthplace to visit teacher nation group and NBA is effort target-spun4
(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)Zhang Kai returns to birthplace to visit teacher nation group and NBA is effort target
Sport netDispatch " Wuhan morning paper " message, bear fruit again! Should take national line this year! Illuminative coach Tu Qiantao hit a bottom with Zhang Kai heavily. Stand before besmear coach body, not be the pupil that 1.46 meters Wuhan closes that height 19 years ago any more. The Zhang Kai nowadays, already was the n/COL the head of a family center that team of new century of 4 strong Dongguan surpasses after season of 2.11 rice, CBA.
These days, zhang Kai takes out time inaccessibly, returned the home of Wuhan. All the year round, come back to look inaccessibly. Zhang Kai says, this not, will answer Dongguan again tomorrow, prepare for war the national games this year.
This Zhang Kai, the status is very special. Although he the player that now is team of Dongguan new century, but it is officer of line of business of Cong Jianghan division however (show Wuhan basketball to groom the school) grow the Wuhan player that rise. Resemble migrant same, answer 4 every years, hit the national games for Hubei team. Zhang Kai say. Come home, to this year Zhang Kai of 27 years old, mean a lot of. See father, take skin of the face shelter that takes native place, beans, ask close friends to eat a meal, come back to feel very comfortable every time.
Yesterday afternoon, zhang Kai returned bureau of style of river Chinese area designedly, visit oneself illuminative coach Tu Qiantao. Laotu is the president of officer of line of business of river Chinese division, he had carried 20 basketball team member for Hubei province, and Zhang Kai nature is his most complacent child. In one's childhood Zhang Kai drills very painstakingly, just have a meal later to 8 o'clock in the evening everyday, annual from large the beginning of the year 3 begin to restore to train. I dare say, Yao MingLater, chinese basketball team is about to enter piece of triumphant period. Laotu's one's voice in speech did not fall, aside Zhang Kai laughs at once, what I still differ is far, look this year June assemble for training of national male goal, I can say again into the team.
Zhang Kai nature is good, the person is quite modest also. Last year in October, zhang Kai tries train in kingly team when, favour attended to be surpassed with the NBA Ji Qian of trailblazer team on behalf of kingly team, although have 2 minutes of 58 seconds only, but the sort of feeling is unforgettable all one's life. Regard the first Wuhan that plays a ball game in NBA as the person, zhang Kai is in the progress of domestic competition ground also is be obvious to all a few this years, selected still this year battle array of CBA complete star, nevertheless, the first goal this year still should hit good the national games, must take finals at least.
And the dream of refer future, zhang Kai decides the goal naturally in NBA, stayed ten days only in kingly team last year, but [url=http://nancycook81.wix.com/cheapnikeshoes]air jordan shoes[/url] the sense is too good, over there simple the heaven that is basketball. Bodily form slants thin Zhang Kai has a monicker to call chop, NBA emphasizes confrontation very much, this also is the place that I should raise, I most the place that love is 4. There will be an opportunity henceforth, want to go really NBA is entered.