Lady Carol's journal of random

i'm literally just posting this so I can link someone

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 02:22:22 GMT

Company	Palette	# colors
BH Cosmetics	88 Mattes	88
BH Cosmetics	Aurora Lights	18
BH Cosmetics	Colori Vivaci	16
BH Cosmetics	Colour Festival	20
BH Cosmetics	Crystal Zodiac	25
BH Cosmetics	Digital Future	16
BH Cosmetics	Fairy Lights	20
BH Cosmetics	Foil Eyes	28
BH Cosmetics	Foil Eyes 2	28
BH Cosmetics	Galaxy Chic	18
BH Cosmetics	Illusion	16
BH Cosmetics	It's my RayeRaye	15
BH Cosmetics	Midnight Festival	20
BH Cosmetics	Modern Mattes	28
BH Cosmetics	Romantic Nomad	16
BH Cosmetics	Solar Flare	18
BH Cosmetics	Stellar Collision	17
BH Cosmetics	Studio Pro	42
BH Cosmetics	Summer in St. Tropez	16
BH Cosmetics	Supernova	18
BH Cosmetics	Sweet Shoppe: Bubble Gum	8
BH Cosmetics	Sweet Shoppe: Cherry on Top	8
BH Cosmetics	Sweet Shoppe: Cotton Candy	8
BH Cosmetics	Sweet Shoppe: Orange Sherbet	8
BH Cosmetics	Sweet Shoppe: Sugar Cone	8
BH Cosmetics	Take Me Back to Brazil	35
BH Cosmetics	Take Me Back to Brazil: Rio Edition	35
BH Cosmetics	Take Me to Ibiza	32
BH Cosmetics	Trendy in Tokyo	16
BH Cosmetics	Weekend Vibes: Avocado Toast	16
BH Cosmetics	Wild & Alluring	11
BH Cosmetics	Zodiac	25
BH Cosmetics	Zodiac Love Signs	25

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Thor fic recs

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 02:09:22 GMT

Kink meme

AO3

Lingua Fracta - Thor isn't an idiot, even when Allspeak is broken
Qeryana - Thor and audiobooks
Comrades - Thor defends people, that's kind of his thing

Fanfiction.net

Every Denny's in America - Thor and Steve bond. Over Denny's.

Not Thor's POV, but has smart Thor

Six Meetings Before Lunch
too poor for silver, i have a copper tongue - Thor is considered 'slow' on Asgard in some respects, Jane doesn't care
As Old As Your Omens - Bruce+Thor bonding
Laws of Conservation
Walking Wounded - Thor knows a thing or two about healing

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AMV list part 2 (need to consolidate at a later date)

Sun, 13 Jul 2014 19:16:12 GMT

Eren the Titan Slayer (SnK parody trailer)
This AMV will win an Oscar! (Code Geass parody trailer of a parody trailer)
Romance + Miracles (PMMM amv to a jazz version of the Sailor Moon theme)
Death Silence (Multifandom horror AMV)
Hououin Kyouma the Science Guy (Steins: Gate, Bill Nye the Science Guy remix)
Soul Eaters Anonymous (Soul Eater AMV, not sure how to describe the music)
Disasterous Djinn (PMMM + Aladdin)
The Gore Never Bothered Me Anyway (Elfen Lied + Frozen parody)
Spiral Ascension (Gurren Lagann + This is War, tons of spoilers)
Ring of Fire (Multifandom (magical girls), not the Johnny Cash song)
0v0 (Gatchaman Crowds) - Also, the original music video because seriously
An Ohtori Love Story (Revolutionary Girl Utena + Frozen)
Story of Our Lives (Wolf Children + The Jonas Brothers)
YTMND AMV: Fad Entertainment System (Multifandom)
Breaking Celluloid (Princess Mononoke + Disney parody)
Free Willies (Multifandom + The No Homo song)
Anime 101 (Multifandom)
Hold Me Now (Princess Tutu, spoilers)
The War Was in Color (MCU, Steve-centric, made pre-CA2)
The Audition (Multifandom, auditioning for an anime con)
We Need You (Multifandom, Starship troopers parody)
Infected Mushroom (Naruto Shippuden, just really cool IMO)
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (infomercials AMV)
Multifandom 2013 Mashup (what it says)
This is Halloween (Soul Eater/NBC mashup)
Random Roadtrip (Multifandom, hard to explain but good)
Once Upon a Time in Russia (Multifandom, THE TECHNIQUE OF HAVING SEX WITH ROYALTY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS)
God's Gonna Cut You Down (Cowboy Bebop/Johnny Cash)
The Cyrus Virus (Summer Wars)
Every Anime Opening Ever Made (Mulltifandom)
Shadow of your Heart (Howl's Moving Castle)
Team Mustbang (FMA)
Danse De Raven (Princess Tutu +) "Le Bien Qui Fait Mal" Mozart L'Opera Rock
RadioAkshon (NGE + Radioactive)
Never Split the Party (multifandom + DnD)

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note to self on how to hovertext

Thu, 29 May 2014 00:06:35 GMT

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Thu, 03 Apr 2014 00:25:39 GMT

Vlad G. Pohnert's The Audition is ridiculous, but I adore it. I also really like his We Need You video. Cracks me up every time. :D

Let's Roll is pretty good too, IMO.

If you like Princess Tutu, Hold Me Now is pretty good! But it's also really spoilery, so be careful! (The others I linked are multi-fandom AMV's, and I'm honestly not sure how spoiler-y they are, sorry!) And here's another one for Princess Tutu. :D

This one's for Naruto, but it's honestly pretty good IMO.

Then there's the infomercial music video! :D

I liked this one! I honestly don't know what all is happening, but I liked it! ^^;

This one is fucking awesome, also multifandom.

I saw this one at a con, and it made me giggle a lot because yooooo Lion King! And Ouran! :D This one too!

THE TECHNIQUE OF HAVING SEX WITH ALL THE WOMAN HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.

FMA just has some really great music videos okay.

So does Cowboy Bebop, actually.

Soul Eater + This is Halloween = Holy fuckballs yes

Howl's Moving Castle + Florence and the Machine? Sure! And it works out really nicely too~

Literally every anime opening ever.

Evangelion + Radioactive. I don't know if there are any spoilers; I haven't actually watched Evangelion. ^^;

Ghost Hunt + Ghostbusters

Full Metal Panic, Nice Guys Finish Last (parody)

Multifandom+DnD Never Split the Party

Summer Wars!

Gankutsuou + Le Bien Qui Fait Mal - Mozart l’Opera Rock. I don't know enough ~~any~~ French to know how the lyrics fit, but I like the way this AMV was cut together with the music. :D

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Sun, 18 Mar 2012 22:25:51 GMT

Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥

( Act One: Scene Two )

Enter: Cloten and Those Two Lords

That One Guy #1: Dude, you smell. Change your shirt.

Cloten: There's no blood on it, it's fine.

That One Guy #2: There wasn't any blood. But you still smell.

Cloten: He ran away from me that bastard!

That One Guy #2: He ran towards you. With a sword. You're... Not that bright, are you?

That One Guy #1:At least he's gone? He's far away from you now.

That One Guy #2: [Aside] As many inches as you have oceans. Puppies! [/actual line]

Cloten: I can't believe that my step-sister fell for him instead of letting my marry and/or rape her!

That One Guy #1: Just remember what they say about women, they have brains or beauty, and your step-sister is HAWT.

Cloten: I'm going to go and totally not sulk in my room. You guys comine?

Those Two Guys: Sure, why not.

Exit: Cloten, Those Two Guys

End of: Act One: Scene Two

( Act One: Scene Three )

Imogen: Oh my ♥LOVE♥ is gone! Did he tell you anything before he left?

Pisanio: He talked about you. -______________-;

Imogen: And he waved his hankey?

Pisanio: And kissed it. /tired of this romantic bullshit

Imogen: I'm envious of his hankerchief!

Pisanio: You want him to blow his nose on you? Right. Can I go now?

Imogen: Was all that happened?

Pisanio: Nope, he stood there waving his handkerchief until I couldn't see him anymore, and probably after that, too. It didn't even take the long, the ship was moving fast. Away. From you. Like I want to do. Now please.

Imogen: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED LONGER.

Pisanio: I stayed a really long time as it was. How much longer should have stayed there? Troublesome.

Imogen: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED UNTIL THE STRINGS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS AND LET YOUR SEE THINGS SNAPPED IN TWO AND YOU WERE BLIND AND COULD NEVER SEE AGAIN. THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO BECAUSE I AM IN TRUE FUCKING LOVE WITH HIM. /le woah is me

Pisanio: Because that's totally how eyesight works.

Imogen: Do you know when I'll next hear from him?

Pisanio: As soon as he puts into port next he'll send you the letter.

Imogen: WOAH IS ME. I miss him so. /sniff MY STUPID FATHER. Forcing us apart! Like Romeo and Juliet! ;___;

Pisanio: That's not going to come out for another few hundred years. Stop it.

Enter: A Lady

A Lady: Your Queen, who is more certainly not a villain, wishes to see you.

Imogen: Pisanio, go do those things I told you to. I'm going to the Queen.

Pisanio: Which would be what, again? Whatever. I'm gone.

Exit: Everyone

End of: Act One: Scene Three

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Cymbeline: Abridged, Act One: Scene One

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:06:44 GMT

I should warn you, this section is turning out to be more paraphrasing, and less "funny"/"abridging". That's because this section sucks monkey balls and is boring as hell. Sorry about that.

GOD.DAMN. CUTS NOT WORKING. RAGE.

( Summon! Info Dump! )

Comment wherever you like. :) I'm going to be working mostly from DW, though, but really, whatever is easiest for you you all. <3

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Cymbeline: Abridged

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:22:39 GMT

Cymbeline is a play by Shakespeare, but not many people know about it because it's really... Weird. It's like if Shakespeare wrote a glorious crack-fic, and I love it to pieces.

I also have to read it for finals, and I can't just cold read something to remember it, but when I write about it/take notes/whathaveyou I remember it better.

I don't feel like taking notes right now, so here you go. Cymbeline: Abridged.

( Dramatis Personae )

Next up, Act 1!

Note: This play has Decapitation, misogynistic language and a guy wanting to rape his step-sister, among other things. The abridged version will have those things as well. Please read at your own discretion. ♥

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Wherein Mai is placed in a House she did not expect.

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 22:47:55 GMT

I was on fandom secrets, and we were debating where Mai would end up, Hogwart's Housewise, in this thread, so I ended up writing a minifill, but it was too many characters for a comment. So. Um... Enjoy? If you want to. ^^;

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( Context, Mai ends up in Hufflepuff )

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MOCK FANDOM SECRETS POST #1

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:02:30 GMT

⌈MOCK FANDOM SECRETS POST #1 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

1.

( Mock this way... )

Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1, 2, 3 - repeats ]

Misc things not attached to a secret (yet)

Lots of Code Geass Secrets, and Nina hate
And Aspergeric Furry secret
A Spinal Tap secret
Justin Biber looks like a fish in girls’ clothing.
Stupid jpeg compression =_=;
Four Spandau Ballet secrets
Two Knight Rider secrets
So many Claudia Black secrets
~~A secret with Karkat~~
Cosplay elititsts
And there's a random Zutara/new series secret.
21 is a gif
Third Spandau is actually Duran Duran circa 1979

Comment wherever you like. :) I'm going to be working mostly from DW, though, but really, whatever is easiest for you you all. <3

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Sun, 08 Jan 2012 07:01:51 GMT

Oh my Rowling I hate my brain. =_=;
So... I posted this prompt on the YJ_Anon meme on LJ.

http://xkcd.com/693/
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/childrens_fantasy.png

I know that there was a prompt before about th^s comic strip from xkcd, but it was never filled, and I'm looking for something different.

Tiny baby Wally accidentally through a magic portal, where's he's sort-of adopted by a magical world's big bad. Raised as that person's son (mother, father, I don't care), and with no memory of his past life (I'm looking at him being 3ish when he accidentally a portal), he turns out to be evil, and very good at it. Torture, murder, whatever.

Of course, the "good guys" win as good guys are apt to do, and they take the Prince, and are going to kill him, when they find out about the portal and the adoption and all that. So, instead of murder, they mindfuck him, take his memories and magical ability away and send him back through the portal, where he is once again a three year old child, a la "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".

Years later, Wally (who literally can't believe in magic) is on the team, when they get a call from people who need help. They all assume it's the "good guys" (because that's what happens in stories, see?)

...No.

It's a cult who wants to bring the old Prince back to power, and to do so, they need a host from the world the Prince came from, to come and get the old Prince's magic powers, and memories, and lead them all to victory.

And when Wally happens to look like the Prince? Well, he's the "chosen one", which is nice, because, well, it is him.

Only, the rest of the team isn't very happy, and of course they'll help defeat the bad guys, that's what they do! (Except the "bad guy" is Wally. This could be harder than it looks.)

tl;dr, Wally was accidentally a portal as a child, where he was adopted by the evil overlord. When the EO was defeated, Wally was sent back, and Narnia'd back to his own age, without any memories. Years later cult members from the alternate dimension bring him back, and turn him back into the evil overlord, meaning that Young Justice has to fight him.

I'd prefer canon ships, mostly because I'd rather that shipping not be the priority? (Please don't have it end with Wally saved "by the power of love". I do like the trope in some cases, but I'd just prefer it not to be here), but I don't mind, like, Conner and M'gann acting like they do in canon, you know?

All fine and good, no problem, right? Wrong. A different anon responds with this:

Oh wow. You know, this doesn't even have to be fanfiction... If this were a movie/book, I'd watch/read the hell out of it!

THIRDED with all my might.

So... Guess where my brain went, and guess what it wants me to do? And it's not juts my brain telling me to do it, it's my brain going "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEEEEEEEEEP FROM THE IDEEEEEEAS" and I didn't sleep. And it sucked. And there was more angsting and shit involved, but I don't feel like saying all it was.

Fuck it, I'm going to add this to my list of "write this NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW", sublist "Original Fiction Plz".

FML.

Now I'm going to go and write a story with this premise. (Would anyone even read it? NOOOOOOOOOO)

Inspired by th is comic strip. (Two links, yo, like a boss.)

Once upon a time, a three year old boy by the name of Xander* accidentally through a magic portal, where's he's sort-of adopted by a magical world's Evil Queen Sorceress Person. Raised as the Prince and hair-apparent, and with no memory of his past life, he turns out to be the perfect heir, and he is very good at his job. Torture, murder, anything and everything is within his capabilities..

Of course, their's a rebellion filled with "good guys" who win as good guys are apt to do in stories, and they take the Prince, and are going to kill him, when they find out about the portal and the adoption and all that. So, instead of murder, they mindfuck him, take his memories and magical ability away and send him back through the portal, where he is once again a three year old child, a la "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".

Years later, Xander, a skeptic who finds he is literally unable to believe in magic, is hanging out with his group of Totally Normal High School Students, when they get a call from people who need help. They all assume it's the "good guys" (because that's what happens in stories, see?)

...No.

It's a cult who wants to bring the old Prince back to power, and to do so, they need a host from the world the Prince came from, to come and get the old Prince's magic powers, and memories, and lead them all to victory.

And when Xander happens to look like the Prince? Well, he's the "chosen one", which is nice, because, well, it is him.

Only, his friends aren't very happy, and of course they'll help defeat the bad guys, well, begrudgingly. I mean, it's not like their stuck in the other world until the bad guys are defeated, whether they help or not. (Except they totally are).

And the "bad guy" is their friend Xander. Shit just got real.

*Name subject to change as I will it to.
I'm sorry for any formatting fail, I just... Don't care.
Also, trying out this whole "crossposting" thing, so let's see what happens...

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NSFW: Chaco Porn

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:08:42 GMT

First off, this is a Chaco, mmmkay?

They're some of the best shoes ever.

In this fandom secrets post, there was a long and short story and it ended with me agreeing to write Chaco porn.

Uh-huh.

Yep.

Um.

I've never written porn before. In my life. Like, seriously, ever. Um... Yeah. There are two versions of it, so here you go.

Yep. Have fun? >_>;;

( Version 1 )( Version 2... Did I mention it's NSFW? >_>; )

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Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:42:35 GMT

Um... I don't know what this is. It's kind of based on a dream I had once? A little bit? For this prompt: "Here's my prompt, just hit the reply button below and just start writing about Young Justice. Don't think about a plot just start writing. There is no limits and the fic can be anything you want it to be about horror, slash, hetero, gory, fluffy, sugary sweet, romance, heart crushingly sad, slice of life, ect. I'm just curious about what people will come up with." only the formatting didn't work, so whatever. Well, this+STUPID MUGGLE TRUCKING WRITERS BLOCK I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SUCK.

Anyway, here. It doesn't have a happy ending, btw.

( Nabu's a dick, so you know )

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Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:24:07 GMT

Muggletrucking writers block. Dammit. Going to try using this thing to fix it. I do reserve the right to say "I have no idea what you are talking about" when it comes to fandoms, though. :D

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all little boys 15

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:27:34 GMT

Guess who hates writing fight scenes with a passion! Go on, guess~
This chapter bugs me quite a lot, so if anyone has any criticism of it, please tell me! Seriously, I would love to know~

( At first, Wally decided that he wasn’t going to use his speed too much... )

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all little boys 14

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 05:35:28 GMT

( It was a long walk to the water's edge... )

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Aang: The Last Acebender [Notes]

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 05:30:38 GMT

No actually ficcage yet, but this is where I'm going to keep all my notes about it, so I know what I'm trying to do.

From this F!S post wherein an anon said:

"I'm an asexual who reads het, slash, femmeslash AND ace fic!

Does this mean I am successfully offending everyone? Have I
mastered the four fetishistic elements, and become the Avatar?"

In response, I said this:

"Ace. Het. Femmeslash. Slash. Long ago, the porn lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Troll Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, reader of all four porns, could stop them, but when the internet needed them most, they vanished. A hundred years passed and my fellow F!Sers and I discovered the new Avatar, an Ace named Anon. And although their Acebending skills are great, they have a lot to learn before they're ready to save the internets. But I believe Anon can save the fic."

Airbending=Acebending
Waterbending=Slashbending
Earthbending=Femmeslash bending (This makes Toph the best femmeslash bender in the world obv.)
Firebending=Hetbending/Troll bending (because it's canon in RL while the others tend to not me, and thus can be done without bringing materials with you to a fight.)

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all little boys 13

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:49:24 GMT

Original post here, if you can read it. :)

( Conner was enjoying flying... )

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