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No actually ficcage yet, but this is where I'm going to keep all my notes about it, so I know what I'm trying to do.

From
this F!S post wherein an anon said:

"I'm an asexual who reads het, slash, femmeslash AND ace fic!

Does this mean I am successfully offending everyone? Have I
mastered the four fetishistic elements, and become the Avatar?"
 
In response, I said this:

"Ace. Het. Femmeslash. Slash. Long ago, the porn lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Troll Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, reader of all four porns, could stop them, but when the internet needed them most, they vanished. A hundred years passed and my fellow F!Sers and I discovered the new Avatar, an Ace named Anon. And although their Acebending skills are great, they have a lot to learn before they're ready to save the internets. But I believe Anon can save the fic."

Airbending=Acebending
Waterbending=Slashbending
Earthbending=Femmeslash bending (This makes Toph the best femmeslash bender in the world obv.)
Firebending=Hetbending/Troll bending (because it's canon in RL while the others tend to not me, and thus can be done without bringing materials with you to a fight.)

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